I'll confess that I don't expect this proposal to get any real traction here, but I'll make it anyway because:
a) I believe the average "question quality" has deteriorated substantially over the past 12-18 months.
b) Reading and dealing with asinine questions consumes resources that could be better-used elsewhere.
I wonder if a few changes might improve things?:
1) Language should not be a barrier
Occasionally, a question that might suggest impaired cognition is actually a reasonable question, but the contributor's limited English skills have disguised this fact. Since RPi SE has integrated a "schematic tool" to aid communication, it seems that the addition of a "language tool" such as Google Translate
could also be added to facilitate communication.
2) "New Contributor" questions should be placed in a Sandbox
The current system assumes all questions are reasonable, and they go immediately into the queue. Only afterwards - and then only if 5 contributors with sufficient rep vote to close the question - is it closed. Perhaps it would be better to put all questions from "New Contributors" in a sandbox for review before being posted in the New Questions queue. This could serve as a "carrot" to incentivize some thought and research before posting... we've seen the "stick" (i.e. closure) doesn't seem to provide a great deal of incentive, so it makes sense to try something else, no?